Now "Dear Abby" marches rightously into the "gay" advocacy fray, berating those who expect their conservative values to get respect in a new neighborhood. Actually, I believe the current "Dear Abby" is second-generation. Not sure how her mom would have reacted.
Apparently the new Archie Bunker look-alikes forgot to read the sign.
A word to the wise. Signs, while much disparaged in popular culture, can sometimes save us from future grief.